Do these people go to pubs and not drink (unlikely). Who has such an erudite and philosophical discussion in a pub?
The South African version:
Jan "It's just a money making racket"
Sipho "No man it's about gees and vuvuzela's"
Pumza "Who cares as long as it's a jol"
Pierre ( a street vendor from DRC) "If I'm the one making money, viva!"
:)